I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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