god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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