final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.