Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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