I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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