shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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