I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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