I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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