he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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