i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
