I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I FOUND THE LEGS
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
