Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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