Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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