Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Randomize