Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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