I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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