she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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