That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
