Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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