I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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