Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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