we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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