ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
please don't ironically join a cult
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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