I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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