Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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