Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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