everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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