Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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