16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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