he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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