dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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