whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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