What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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