I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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