Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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