Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Two words: blizzard sex
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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