I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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