How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
