So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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