The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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