It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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