white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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