we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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