I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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