As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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