Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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