I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My vagina is officially offended.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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