uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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