Wow word travels fast.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.