Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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