I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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