p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
jump out the window naked night went bad
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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