i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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