Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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