Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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